Friday, June 09, 2006

OH MY GOSH EEEEEWWWWWW

ohhh yuck!

gross gross gross gross gross

okay
the story goes like this.
(this is sicker than cat's sick jokes)

oh gosh

okay,
one fine day/glorious night with romantic moonlight etc (last saturday)
when i was not in singapore, but at milo (see what happens without me around!)
my frrreaking sister was sending her friend out of the house,
and she dint close the gate in time,
and my dear doggy ran out.
and as usual.
he ran into other ppl's house cos their gate was open
(considering how idiotic he is, yes he would do such a thing)
and then,
there was this mongrel larger than him,
(that kind of dogs used to guard hse and attack ppl)
and it attacked my dear intruder.
and my dear idiotic dog,
act cool for what!
somemore never run,
stay and act macho,
go and fight back with the dog twice his size.
so dumb!
and in the end,
he got bitten on the neck/shoulder.
BADLY.
and he still wanted to fight.
then the guy sprayed water on both of them,
and my maid
ran to carry him home.
(him as in my dear idiotic dog not the guy )
and then
the next day,
my dear dog dint eat the whole day,
nor did he walk at all.
then the next day he managed to eat and run.
and so on.

and of course when meticulous caing nice ME
XD
came back to singapore.
i meticulously took care of him.

and i noticed how disgustingly pus was oozing out.
and how it was swollen.
and how his long curly hair was infecting the whole wound.
and so my smart mother irritatingly used horrible ways to cure him.

she squirted iodine and saline on his wound
(saline, yes the one to wash contact lens)
to use as antisceptic.
and he squirmed and squealed cos duh it stings.

and a few days later.
which is today
FINALLY
i got to bring him to the vet

and after long time of waiting
and seeing him pee THRICE outside the vet with everyone staring in disapproval
we finally went in.

and the nice quite pretty young and nice vet lady
took shaver and shaved the hair off.
like how pain is that!
imagine shaving over a deep cut!!!
and finally
we saw the 1cm radius hole
the big horrid neighbour dog.
had sank his huge teeth in
leaving his bacteria from his mouth into my dear idiotic dog's neck
andthe nice vet lady
she took a pair of scissors.
and she cut the hole
and some hardened pus came out.
then she used her bare hands
and she started SQUEEZING the BLOB OF SWOLLEN THINGY HALF THE SIZE OF MY FIST
and blood gushed out.
along with chicken fats looking, blobs of pus.
so disgusting!
and my poor dear idiotic dog had a muzzle so he couldnt scream
though he was going to cry
see lah! act so brave go and fight for what! ahhh so dumb!!!
and he just stared at me and whimpered.
and i just went oh my gosh! OWWWW!
i bet he was irritated by my uselessness
hah
anyway
the whole thing that looked swollen
was actually pus and blood.
so she just squeeze and squeeze everything out.

and washed it with iodine and stuff
and injected him with antibiotics.

and so

my brave maid has to do the same thing twice a day at home.
eeeyer.
and i shall help by grabbing him and stopping him from squirming.
yuck!
squeezing all that blood and pus out.
gosh
i cant ever do that
its like causing intentional hurt to someone even though its for their good.
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

and we have to keep him indoors
otherwise flies will comeand lay eggs
and his wound will be maggot infested!
ewwwwwwwwww
and he will be cut open etc
he shld have been given anasthetic why dint they!!!
so now im hallucinating cos i seem to hear flies buzzing near him.
yuck
so now he is staying in the toilet
awww.
and we tied his hind legs tgth.
so he has to hop about.

COS THAT FREAKING DUMB IDIOTIC DOG WANTS TO SCRATCH HIS WOUND!
which idiot will scratch an open wound!
he is just hurting himself morelah
so dumb!
and he still rubs his open wound against the wall.
yuck

and his blood is dripping from the wound

its like

a bullet hole.
and then you see a bubble comeout.
then it bursts
and then blood oozes out
and it continues

SO GROSS RIGHT

and we cant bandage it for some reason
it will hinder the recovery or smth

oh gosh im never going to be a doctor or anything
and im not going to the vet again

ahhh.
he is sooooo poor thing
he just looks at me with big wide eyes.
and its so sad.
esp when
he was being squeezed at the vet

he was looking at me like
why i dint do anything to help him from being tortured by the vet lady
and all i did was say oh my gosh yuck.

eeeeyer
so traumatising

and now he cant sleep
ahhh so freaky!
i bet he is traumatised too.

gosh gosh gosh
the hole was like 1cm wide lah!!!

and imagine.
my maid has to stick the dropper thingy into the hole to squirt iodine into the swell blob of pus
everyday,twice
yuck.
sticking soemthing into the body and injecting something
YUCK

and he is bleeding still.
yuck!



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